I used to know a real life witch. She made me a bit of an obscene offer...
I think I was about 22 at the time, worked at swanky nightclubs, drove a brand new Maserati (yes, really!) and was going through a particularly rowdy summer. I'm lucky that I didn't get anyone pregnant.
She was an active Pagan-Wicca practitioner and was dating a friend of mine. She would make pentagrams, light candles, burn incense, say prayers to a cool brass icon of an Egyptian deity and cast good luck spells all of which had a pretty undetectable effect as far as I could tell. Interested in taking my rambunctious sex life to the next level, I asked her one day if she had an incantation or magic spell that would result in a supernatural sexual experience; that would imbue me with extraordinary powers of seduction and/or give me an especially vivid and intense hedonistic encounter.
She smiled coquettishly and replied yes, that her metaphysical abilities had the power to do exactly that but that it would be a double edged sword, that could potentially do me great harm.
I would get my Casanovaesque powers of pickup, I would get a once in a lifetime sexual experience but then I'd likely have a psychotically intense relationship on my hands. Especially if I betrayed the spirit of the spell (which a 22 year old me likely would have!) by not repaying pleasure, behaving inconsistently afterwards or really any kind of post coital douchebaggey antics. This would definitely NOT be a no strings attached peak experience, I might have a Fatal Attraction type situation to deal with.
As fun as that all sounded, my sex life was already pretty good, so I decided to pass on her offer.
Since then I've delved deeply into the latest Biohacking research, the Meta-Analysis papers of human libido studies and traditional Chinese Taoist methods for optimizing sexual experience and health. I'd like to share with you a Biohacking protocol that will pragmatically accomplish a lot of what the witch promised me but without the potential metaphysical downsides.