12 Biohacks for Optimizing Sexual Hedonism
| Ⓒ By Jonathan Roseland |
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I used to know a real-life witch. She made me an obscene offer...
I think I was about 22 at the time, worked at swanky nightclubs, drove a brand new Maserati (yes, really), and was going through a particularly rowdy summer (I'm lucky that I didn't get anyone pregnant!)
She was an active Pagan-Wicca practitioner and was dating a friend of mine. She would make pentagrams, light candles, burn incense, say prayers to a cool brass icon of an Egyptian deity, and cast good luck spells all of which had a pretty undetectable effect as far as I could tell. Interested in taking my rambunctious sex life to the next level, I asked her one day if she had an incantation or magic spell that would result in a supernatural sexual experience; that would imbue me with extraordinary powers of seduction and/or give me an especially vivid and intense hedonistic encounter.
She smiled coquettishly and replied yes, that her metaphysical abilities had the power to do exactly that but that it would be a double-edged sword, that could potentially do me great harm.
I would get my Casanovaesque powers of pickup, I would get a once-in-a-lifetime sexual experience but then I'd likely have a psychotically intense relationship on my hands. Especially if I betrayed the spirit of the spell (which a 22-year-old me likely would have!) by not repaying pleasure, behaving inconsistently afterward, or any kind of post-coital douchebaggery antics. This would NOT be a no-strings-attached peak experience, I might have a Fatal Attraction type situation to deal with.
As fun as that all sounded, my sex life was already pretty good, so I decided to pass on her offer.
Since then I've delved deeply into the latest Biohacking research, the meta-analysis papers of human libido studies, and traditional Chinese Taoist methods for optimizing sexual experience and health. I'd like to share with you a Biohacking protocol that will pragmatically accomplish a lot of what the witch promised me but without the potential metaphysical downsides.
It's called Tantric Semen Retention, it's kind of like No Fap but A LOT more fun.
Here's how it's described in The Tao of Health, Sex, and Longevity...
With diligent practice, some men can even learn to approach the very brink of ejaculation and enjoy all the exquisite sensations associated with it without spilling a drop of semen. (5801-5802)
men too may experience sequential miniorgasms without actual ejaculation, and it dispels the notion that birth control is primarily a female responsibility. (5813-5814)Taoists measure their lives by counting breaths, heartbeats, and (for males) ejaculations. (6345-6346)
Taoism is the only major world philosophy that stresses the importance of disciplined sexual relations as an absolute prerequisite for health and longevity. (368-369)
No other civilization has even come close to the sort of “national longevity” enjoyed by China for almost 5,000 years, and, not coincidentally, no other civilization has paid such close attention to details of food and sex. (5320-5321)
If you're a guy reading this, you're probably thinking, sign me up! But here's the eerie thing about this, it requires a form of tantric breathing that is somewhat risky if done totally wrong. Apparently, men have actually died attempting this...
But I say, it's worth the risk! If you are a red-blooded man I'm sure you've taken a whole lot more reckless risks in pursuit of orgasms.
I've created Master Mind Master Body Master Her, a course based on my self-experimentation and reading on Taoism.
In this course, you'll learn in 22 days how to unleash the power of sexual transmutation to surround yourself with beauty. Whether that's the beauty of women, the beauty of the woman whose heart you'll win, the beauty of the woman you've chosen, or the complex layers of beauty beckoning in your relationship with her. Or the beauty of the precious new life you'll create in your image with her. You'll be a man elevated by beauty, not resigned to longing for it through a glowing screen.
The course will delve deeply into...
- How sex transmutation is done practically
- Stacking biohacks for mindblowing sex
- How to breathe LIKE A JEDI
- How single guys can yield their sexual energy to build a beautiful life
- How coupled guys can re-ignite passion in their relationships
- How to elicit yielding Yin feminity from your woman
- And MUCH more
After spending quite a while deep in "monk mode" working on it, it's now ready for your edification. This is my magnum opus on all things sex and relationship hacking. Here I break down everything in the course and the personal transformation you can expect...
Watch the first module of the course here...
And don't worry this isn't one of those wildly overpriced online courses, I've priced it pretty affordably, it's NOT going to have you eating ramen for the next three months.
Enroll: Master Mind Master Body Master Her
If you're tantalized by the idea of sex hacking and Tantra but NOT sure if it's for you, it's NOT for everyone - watch Module 1 in full and please check out the FAQ section for the course.
This offering may seem to alienate somewhat the women in my audience. However...
Most of the women I talk to in my audience are either married or in long-term relationships. For them, a tantric orgasm practice will at the very least add some flavor and adventure and at the most be something positively transformative for their relationships
Even if you are a single woman (or a girl who likes girls), this may not do a lot for you but I bet you have a guy in your life who you could gift this course to that it would make a big difference for.
Maximizing hedonism with supplementation
Here's an exhaustive list of the supplements that have a long-term positive effect on your testosterone ecosystem along with enhancing the experience of sex itself.
1. Horny Goat Weed has a hard (Pun intended!) earned reputation, as an erection enhancer. While it has this effect in men of all ages, it's a particularly effective agent for dealing with erectile dysfunction. To this effect, it's fast-acting, according to one user:
I took it before bed, 30-40 minutes before sex, and oh my god, I had one of the best sex ever :) I decided to take it only on the day when I'm sure I will have sex. I took it 3 times and I can confirm that the sex is much better due to extremely hard and long lasting erections. This stuff makes me more sensitive, but on the same time I can have all under control
2. 50 milligrams of DHEA supplemented daily will increase testosterone. From Dr. Joseph Mercola:
I advise using bioidentical hormones like DHEA... This substance is the most abundant precursor hormone in the human body. It is crucial for the creation of vital hormones, including testosterone and other sex hormones. I recommend using a trans-mucosal DHEA cream...
And rubbing it in, down there.
3. L-Glutamine is a favorite of bodybuilders because it in combination with BCAAs it's a real testosterone hack! One of my newsletter subscribers reported:
L-Glutamine does wonders for my testosterone. The best way I can describe it is being in zone and feeling very primal!
4. Super Male Vitality will, apparently, boost your testosterone so you can make lots of babies and bring the fight to the new world order!
5. Phenibut - While technically a gabaergic antidepressant, I regard Phenibut as an alcohol alternative, and anecdotally it's reported commonly as being a libido enhancer that can turn a shy pussy cat into a ravenous tigress.
6. Oxiracetam - This biohacking protocol is discipline intensive. So I'll suggest that you use the Discipline Molecule, for 4-6 hours after dosing this subtle smart drug imbues a noticeably enhanced degree of self-control.
7. Scream Cream - This transdermal cream has 4 vasodilation mechanisms that increase blood flow to - well, where we really want the blood to flow to! Its active ingredient is actually testosterone, which spikes the women's libido and richly enhances sensation. I've heard at least several women describe this stuff in hyperbolic terms, apparently, it is a potent enabler of the vaginal orgasm!
8. Ginseng will make her sing! A 2009 Korean study of 143 men experiencing erectile dysfunction, concluded after 8 weeks of treatment at two grams daily:
Erectile function and overall satisfaction scores after medication were significantly higher in the [mountain ginseng extract] group than in the placebo group...
9.Intranasal Oxytocin Spray - Oxytocin is colloquially known as the love Neurotransmitter, it's associated with orgasms, massages, mothers nursing their children, and pro-social behavior.
This is a Neurotransmitter that seems to be something of a victim of marketing hype, there seems to be some debate as to whether supplementing it while you are with someone will actually make you more in love with them.
Here's a source of non-prescription Oxytocin Spray that looks legit. It couldn't hurt to use it with your partner. I'd venture that as a love drug the placebo effect is a whole lot more powerful than supplementing Oxytocin itself, so you would want to explain to your partner what Oxytocin Spray is.
10. Kava - Is reputed to be something of an aphrodisiac for women, this is primarily thanks to its subtle anti-anxiety effect. From a 2015 Australian Study
...kava significantly increased female's sexual drive compared to placebo... with no negative effects seen in males. Further, it was found that there was a highly significant correlation between [Arizona Sexual Experience Scale]reduction (improved sexual function and performance) and anxiety reduction in the whole sample.
From a 2012 study of 22 adults
Acute "medicinal level" doses of this particular kava cultivar in naive users do not provide anxiolytic activity, although the phytomedicine also appears to have no negative effects on cognition.
A thread on the Kava Forums includes a number of frank user accounts of its effects on sex and the reactions seem pretty mixed. So I'm going to categorize this herb as something worth trying but not a sure shot for spicing things up in the bedroom.
11. Deer Placenta - Yes, amongst herbal and Nutraceutical super-geeks Deer Placenta is regarded as quite the testosterone biohack! Unfortunately, all the evidence for this biohack is anecdotal, I could find no studies done on the beneficial effect of humans consuming placenta. Although it stands to reason that the placenta, whose job is to nourish the gestating baby deer, is very high in beneficial nutrients. So I'll try it! If for no reason other than just to spice up the conversation at dinner parties...
And no you don't have to find a pregnant deer! You can purchase it encapsulated in supplemental form.
12. Yohimbe - The African bark extract is a male vitality hack with a dark side. You don't have to look long online to come across reports of its undesirable side effects
What's not debated is that it dials up your libido. I will put this one in the category of worth trying at very low doses.
Single guys, if you no fap and implement the tantric sex hacks described here, I’d urge you to read my book, Don’t Stick Your Dick in a Blender...
Because you’re going to be getting laid (maybe a lot) and I don’t want you to royally fuck up your life by sleeping with the wrong kinds of women. Good, yet naive, men routinely wreck their lives because they “stick their dick in a blender” — having sex with the wrong kinds of women. STDs, unplanned pregnancies, false accusations, mental health headcases, and divorce make chasing skirts a dangerous game. If you want to “test drive” the book, download these sample chapters and read them at your leisure on your E-Reader device or smartphone with the Kindle app.
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