Gents, if you’re imagining that one day you might settle down with or marry a beautiful, feminine, family-minded foreign woman, understand that the curtain is being drawn on the opportunity to geo-arbitrage your sexual market value as a Western man in a poorer country.

Here I will describe the perfect cafe, I haven’t yet been to the perfect cafe (maybe you will open it!) but I’ve been to some very good cafes…

Pergamino Cafe in Medellin, Colombia. It’s not quite the perfect cafe but it’s damn close!

A witty and in-depth discussion with my hot Bulgarian wife about Western men dating abroad, seeking asylum from modernity with the unashamedly feminine women that can be found in Medellin, Colombia, Odessa, Ukraine, or Sofia, Bulgaria where I filmed this clip pretending to daygame her and her little dog.

I’ve been a digital nomad for the better part of a decade and in that time have experimented with over a hundred different Smart Drugs or Nootropics. I’ve crossed at least 30 borders with all sorts of interesting, pharmacologically active potions and powders on my person.

Barcelona is the Spanish city you probably hear the most about, but I’ll make the case here why you should go to Valencia instead.

First of all, Valencia is such a better value…

I spent about three weeks in Barcelona, and Valencia seems to have everything that Barcelona does at about half to a third of the cost. In Barcelona, a very simple flatshare in a kind of cool neighborhood costs 31 Euros a night, and a shitty hostel costs $22 a night, whereas in Valencia, I found that not awful private room flatshares via Airbnb cost $10-$15.

In general, the wifi in Barcelona is quite mediocre; the speed and reliability are so wanting that it negatively affected my productivity during the time I spent there. Disappointingly, there’s just a single real digital nomad-friendly cafe in Barcelona. In contrast, the wifi in Valencia is muy buen! At cafes, restaurants, hostels, and Airbnb apartments, I consistently found the +20MB up/down connection that I need to do work.

If you want to go shopping at a Prada store, Barcelona’s the city for you, but Valencia is overall a whole lot better value for nomadic seducers.