22 Scintillating Sexy-Time Roleplay Scenarios
| By Jonathan Roseland |
In this very weird year, I’ve been lucky to be self-quarantined with my wife. In my new book, Don’t Stick Your Dick in a Blender, I delve into a number of relationship lifehacks to keep married life hot and sexy. Weekly we look forward to our date nights at home when we dress up and roleplay some very silly scenarios…
Eastern European mail-order bride (a virgin) and an American farmer
Virginal American boy wins a date with a porn star
The ultimate “red-pilled” right-wing alpha male meets feminist “pet sexuality coach” to buy her used mattress
For our role play tonight I can be THE ULTIMATE REDDIT ALPHA MALE :sunglasses: and you can be a “pet sexuality coach” — we’ve met off Craigslist and I’m buying your used mattress… :zzz:🛏🤣
A guy is disappointed to discover that his date is a “catfish” (lies about everything)
Sometime we could role-play a catfish episode sometime — good idea or ridiculous?
Liberal New York college girl meets “doomsday-prepper” dude
So for our role play, you’ll be an awful liberal New York college girl and I will be a prepper dude from Nebraska searching for a farm wife who met you on Tinder
Animal rights activist/extremist meets exotic pet dealer/trafficker
I think that I should be an exotic pet dealer trying to sell you expensive pets and you can be an animals rights extremist
Schoolgirl and conspiracy theorist gym teacher
I’m thinking that was can do a role play where you are a virgin school girl and I’m a conspiracy theorist gym teacher conspiring to seduce you very tenderly in my sexy faraday cage bedroom…
Aspiring Instagram hoe meets Instagram “influencer”
A female client gets a massage from a very inappropriate male massage therapist
Slut pretends to be a “nice girl” then sleeps with a guy she met on Craigslist
Sex addict (who believes all the craziest coronavirus conspiracy theories) and sex addiction therapist who believes in the healing power of hugs
So for tonight’s role play, I’m thinking that you can be a SEX ADDICT 😲 who believes ALL of the craziest Coronavirus conspiracy theories and I will be your therapist who believes in the power… of HUGS! 🤗
A guy who knows NOTHING about literature tries to impress a cute librarian
So for tonight’s role play, I’m thinking that one of us can be a sexy librarian/Book worm and the other person can pretend to be a total ignoramus trying to bang them by pretending to know a lot about books…
Webcam girl and a simpy client
Two awful people go on a tinder date and can’t remember anything about each other
Innocent virginal girl meets outrageous pickup artist
A famous writer meets an adoring fan
Wannabe porn actress meets famous porn director
Eager-to-impress student interviews with pompous professor
“Spiritual, but not religious” young lady meets douchebag wu-wu sex-cult leader
Lonely John hires a hooker through an escort agency, has ridiculous demands
I’ll go for the $50 all-night package, do you accept Bitcoin? so you can guarantee me a coronavirus-free girl for tonight? Well, I think I’d like a sexy sort-of-skinny girl, a brunet, with a pretty face, with like D-cups, and a nice ass butt not fat. SHE MUST NOT BE FAT. And no tattoos, I don’t want a slut! And she should be a very witty conversationalist, and enthusiastic blow-jobbist also. Can she put on a little perfume? Also, she should call me “sir” at all times
A paranoid patient is petrified of Coronavirus and begs the nurse for the vaccine
Naive “nice guy” meets a feminist single mother of two and stripper wannabe
Two pompous travel Instagram “influencers” spend a date bragging, trying to one-up one another about who has the most fabulous life of travel
The roleplaying was my relentlessly bang-able wife’s idea, most of the scenarios I deviously devised.
And a few other scenarios that we look forward to trying…
- Female cop and a male suspect
- Male FBI agent and female suspect
- Female professor and male student
- Female job applicant and male interviewer (CEO)
- Female student and male salsa teacher
- Wannabe personal assistant and male politician
- Female flight attendant and male pilot
I hope you and your partner get lots of laughs and sexy times out of these roleplay scenarios!
Gents, perhaps you’re thinking…
These sound like a ton of fun but I don’t have anyone to roleplay with.
You’ll want to read my new book…
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